Never Again


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toddreu:

theillogicalvulcan:

kaleighbytheway:

The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.

A good, wholesome post.

Love this so much

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt


butihaveto1:

this-ship-will-never-sink:

leedsandlarry:

leedsandlarry:

i just heard the most intense scream in my kitchen so i got up to see what was wrong and my 11 year old sister was on the floor cuddling a bag of potato chips and i said dude whats wrong and she yelled  ”THEYRE STALE. WHY DOES THE WOLRD HATE ME? I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS” 

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is that a watermelon on the floor

no its her sister omg dont be so rude

owlmylove:

sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order



escasun:

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me
me: you know?


h-smart:

I feel like this is the realest most exposing moment of the 21st century

thebootydiaries:

whom'st wants to throweth me down a flight of stairs


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